I was watching commercials last night and Fox's show The Following came on every once in awhile.
These days Justin Beiber looks like a mixture of Peter Pan and KD Lang.
Presbyterian Church's sign said "Trade-Ins Welcome". I took them a Yugo and the Reverend punched me in the stomach and put me in a headlock.
Just saw a Planned Parenthood in North Hollywood. Now that's an oxymoron.
Wow! Just saw Zero Dark Thirty. That Tony Soprano has done well. He went to a Mob leader to becoming the Director of the C.I.A.